This is sometimes what Valleyspeak of social networks reminds me of.

Jefe: We have many beautiful profiles for your birthday celebration, each one filled with little surprises!

El Guapo: How many profiles?

Jefe: Many profiles, many!

El Guapo: Jefe, would you say I have a social network of pinatas?

Jefe: A what?

El Guapo: A social network.

Jefe: Oh yes, El Guapo. You have a social network.

El Guapo: Jefe, what is a social network?

Jefe: Why, El Guapo?

El Guapo: Well, you just told me that I had a social network, and I would just like to know if you know what it means to have a social network. I would not like to think that someone would tell someone else he has a social network, and then find out that that person has no idea what it means to have a social network.

Jefe: El Guapo, I know that I, Jefe, do not have your superior intellect and education, but could it be that once again, you are angry at something else, and are looking to take it out on me?

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